Strategy: The Convertible Trap
The Convertible Trap
Part One: The Architecture
December 2024
Marcus Chen stood before the floor-to-ceiling windows of his corner office on the 47th floor of One Manhattan West, watching the city blur into twilight. The Bloomberg terminal on his desk glowed with a constellation of green numbers—Bitcoin had just crossed $110,000, and MicroStrategy's stock was up another 15% for the day. As Chief Investment Officer at Sovereign Capital Management, overseeing $480 billion in assets, he'd seen every financial instrument imaginable. But what Michael Saylor and MicroStrategy were building was something else entirely.
"Marcus, you need to see this." Sarah Kozlowski, his senior analyst, burst through his door without knocking—a breach of protocol that meant something significant. She spread a series of charts across his Italian marble desk, her usually steady hands trembling slightly with excitement. "I've been modeling MSTR's convertible bond strategy for three weeks. It's not just clever—it's architecturally perfect."
Marcus studied the papers. MicroStrategy had issued another $2 billion in convertible bonds at 0.875% interest, due 2029. The bonds could convert to MSTR shares if the stock hit $1,000—currently trading at $450. The company would use every dollar to buy more Bitcoin.
"Explain it to me like I'm a client," Marcus said, though he understood perfectly well. He wanted to hear her reasoning.
Sarah pulled up a chair, her Princeton MBA and MIT engineering background evident in how she structured her explanation. "Think of it as a three-layer cake. Layer one: Institutions like us, State Street, Vanguard—we're legally restricted from holding Bitcoin directly. Our charters, our compliance departments, our insurance policies—they all prohibit direct cryptocurrency exposure."
"But they don't prohibit holding equities or corporate bonds," Marcus interjected.
"Exactly. Layer two: MicroStrategy becomes our proxy. They hold Bitcoin, we hold them. But here's where it gets beautiful—they've promised publicly, legally, repeatedly, that they will never sell a single Bitcoin. It's their core value proposition. They're a Bitcoin black hole."
Marcus walked to his window, processing. Twenty-three floors below, he could see the evening rush beginning on the Hudson River Greenway. Cyclists and joggers, oblivious to the financial architecture being constructed above them.
"Layer three?" he asked.
"The convertible bonds. We're calling them STRK internally—Saylor's Trap, Really, Kid—" Sarah smiled at the trader slang. "These aren't normal corporate bonds. They're a bet on MSTR reaching specific price targets. If MSTR hits $1,000, bondholders convert to equity. If not, they get their money back plus interest."
"And MicroStrategy uses the bond proceeds to buy more Bitcoin," Marcus said slowly, "which drives up their stock price because they're leveraged to Bitcoin's movement, which makes the conversion more likely, which attracts more institutional money to the bonds..."
"Which they use to buy more Bitcoin," Sarah finished. "It's a perpetual motion machine powered by institutional FOMO and regulatory arbitrage."
Part Two: The Believers
March 2025
The Sovereign Capital Management quarterly board meeting took place in the firm's pristine boardroom, with its Rothko paintings and panoramic views of the Hudson. Marcus presented to twelve board members, each representing different institutional stakeholders—pension funds, sovereign wealth funds, university endowments.
"We're recommending a $3 billion position," Marcus said, clicking through his presentation. "Split between MSTR equity and the convertible bonds."
Board member Patricia Thornton, former Federal Reserve governor, raised a manicured hand. "What's our downside protection?"
"The bonds provide a floor," Marcus explained. "Even if Bitcoin crashes, MicroStrategy owes us the principal plus interest. They have Bitcoin reserves worth $30 billion against $8 billion in convertible debt."
"Unless Bitcoin falls more than 70%," Patricia noted.
"Which has happened before," added James Park, representing the California State Teachers' Retirement System. "2022, Bitcoin fell from $69,000 to $16,000."
Marcus nodded. "True. But MicroStrategy's strategy has evolved. They're not just holding Bitcoin—they're the primary institutional gateway to Bitcoin. Every major fund that wants crypto exposure but can't hold it directly comes through them. They've become systemically important."
"Too big to fail?" Patricia's tone was skeptical.
"Too interconnected to fail," Marcus corrected. "State Street has $2 billion in MSTR. Vanguard has $3 billion. BlackRock, $4 billion. If MSTR fails, it takes down every institution's crypto allocation."
The board voted 10-2 to approve the investment.
That evening, Marcus met his old friend David Kim for drinks at The Campbell, a cocktail bar in Grand Central Terminal. David ran crypto strategy for Bridgewater Associates, the world's largest hedge fund.
"You're buying MSTR?" David asked, swirling his $30 Old Fashioned.
"Everyone is," Marcus replied. "You?"
"Ray Dalio thinks it's the greatest example of reflexivity he's ever seen. George Soros's theory made real—market participants' biased views shape market fundamentals, which shape views, which shape fundamentals..."
"Until?" Marcus prompted.
David was quiet for a moment, watching commuters rush past the bar's entrance. "Until the only way to maintain the reflexivity is to never sell. Ever. Saylor's created a roach motel for capital. Money checks in, but it can't check out."
Part Three: The Prophets
June 2025
The "Bitcoin Miami 2025" conference was a spectacle of excess. Marcus attended reluctantly, sent by his board to "understand the ecosystem." The Miami Beach Convention Center pulsed with electronic music, laser lights, and the energy of 50,000 true believers.
Michael Saylor's keynote was scheduled for prime time. Marcus found himself in the VIP section, surrounded by institutional investors trying to look casual in their business-casual interpretation of Miami wear—khakis and polo shirts that still screamed "Wall Street."
Saylor took the stage to thunderous applause. At 60, he looked energized, evangelical. Behind him, a giant screen showed MicroStrategy's Bitcoin holdings: 423,000 BTC, worth $52 billion at current prices.
"We are not a company," Saylor declared. "We are a Bitcoin bank for the institutional world. Every corporation, every pension fund, every sovereign wealth fund that cannot or will not hold Bitcoin directly—we are their bridge to the future."
The crowd roared. Marcus noticed Sarah in the row ahead, frantically taking notes.
"We will never sell," Saylor continued, his voice rising. "Not at $100,000. Not at $1 million. Not at $10 million per Bitcoin. MicroStrategy is where Bitcoin goes to live forever. We are the event horizon—once Bitcoin enters our treasury, it never leaves."
After the speech, Marcus found himself at an exclusive rooftop party, hosted by Galaxy Digital. The Miami skyline glittered around them, Biscayne Bay stretching to the dark Atlantic beyond.
"It's a cult," said a familiar voice. Marcus turned to find Christine Walsh, chief economist at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, holding a mojito and looking deeply uncomfortable.
"Christine? What brings the Fed to Bitcoin Miami?"
"Systemic risk assessment," she said quietly. "We're tracking institutional exposure to crypto through MSTR. It's... significant."
"How significant?"
She glanced around, ensuring they weren't being overheard. "If you aggregate all the convertible bonds, equity holdings, and derivative exposure, the street has about $200 billion tied to MicroStrategy. That's not a company anymore, Marcus. It's a synthetic crypto ETF with no exit door."
"The SEC approved actual Bitcoin ETFs last year," Marcus pointed out.
"Which hold actual Bitcoin they can sell," Christine countered.
"MicroStrategy holds Bitcoin it claims it will never sell. What happens when bondholders want their money back, but selling Bitcoin would break the company's core promise?"
Before Marcus could answer, fireworks erupted over the bay, spelling out "BITCOIN" in golden sparks. The crowd cheered. Christine shook her head and disappeared into the party.
Part Four: The Mechanics
September 2025
Sarah's desk had become a command center for tracking the MSTR phenomenon. Six monitors displayed real-time data: Bitcoin price, MSTR stock, convertible bond prices, institutional holdings, social media sentiment, and blockchain analytics.
"Look at this," she called Marcus over one morning. "MSTR's beta to Bitcoin is now 2.8x. When Bitcoin moves 1%, MSTR moves 2.8%."
"That's the leverage," Marcus said. "They've borrowed to buy Bitcoin, so they're magnifying the moves."
"But watch this," Sarah pulled up a correlation chart. "The convertible bonds are creating a feedback loop. When Bitcoin rises, MSTR rises faster, making conversion more likely, so bond prices rise, so MicroStrategy can issue more bonds at better terms—"
"So they buy more Bitcoin," Marcus finished. "Show me the sensitivity analysis."
Sarah clicked through her models. "If Bitcoin hits $200,000, MSTR goes to approximately $2,000 per share. Every convertible bondholder converts to equity. MicroStrategy can issue new bonds against the higher equity value."
"And if Bitcoin falls to $50,000?"
Sarah's expression darkened. "MSTR drops to around $150. They'd owe $15 billion in bond principal against Bitcoin holdings worth $20 billion. Still solvent, but barely."
"What about $30,000?"
"Then they're underwater. They'd have to sell Bitcoin to pay bondholders, but—"
"But they've promised never to sell," Marcus said. "So they can't. They'd default instead?"
Sarah nodded. "Or find another way. Issue equity at crushed prices. Negotiate with bondholders. But once they break the 'never sell' promise, the entire thesis collapses."
Marcus studied the screens. Something felt familiar—dangerously familiar. He'd seen this kind of financial engineering before, in 2008, when mortgage-backed securities created similar feedback loops.
"Sarah, model one more scenario for me. What happens if several major institutions try to exit simultaneously?"
Her fingers flew across the keyboard. The model ran for several minutes, then displayed results that made them both step back.
"Cascade failure," Sarah whispered.
"If institutions holding 20% of MSTR try to exit, the selling pressure drops MSTR by 60%, triggering bond covenants, forcing Bitcoin sales, creating more selling pressure..."
"Print that out," Marcus ordered. "And schedule a meeting with risk management. Today."
Part Five: The Momentum
December 2025
Bitcoin crossed $200,000 on December 15th, 2025. The financial media called it the "Saylor Singularity"—MicroStrategy's holdings were worth $100 billion, making it one of the most valuable companies in the S&P 500 despite having only 2,000 employees and minimal revenue outside of Bitcoin appreciation.
Marcus watched the celebration from his office. On CNBC, analysts debated whether MSTR could reach $5,000 per share. On Bloomberg, Michael Saylor announced another $10 billion convertible bond offering—the largest in corporate history.
"The institutional demand is insatiable," Saylor told the interviewer. "We're giving the world's largest financial institutions what they want—Bitcoin exposure with a corporate wrapper. We're the bridge between the old financial system and the new."
Marcus's phone buzzed. David Kim from Bridgewater.
"You seeing this?" David asked without preamble.
"Watching Saylor on Bloomberg right now."
"No, check the blockchain. Someone just moved 50,000 Bitcoin from a wallet dormant since 2010."
Marcus pulled up the blockchain explorer. Sure enough, an ancient wallet—one of the original Bitcoin miners—had awakened. Fifty thousand Bitcoin, worth $10 billion at current prices, on the move.
"Satoshi?" Marcus asked, referring to Bitcoin's pseudonymous creator.
"Or someone from that era. Marcus, if original holders start selling into this rally..."
"They sell into MSTR's buying," Marcus said. "MicroStrategy is the buyer of last resort. They have to be—they've promised to buy Bitcoin with every dollar they raise."
"What if that's the point?" David's voice was strange. "What if the early Bitcoin holders have been waiting for someone like Saylor? Someone who would create a mechanism to buy their coins at any price, no questions asked?"
Marcus felt a chill despite his office's warmth. "You're suggesting this was planned?"
"I'm suggesting that anyone smart enough to create Bitcoin was smart enough to anticipate how institutions would eventually need to access it. And what better way to cash out tens of billions in Bitcoin than to create a buyer who publicly promises to never stop buying?"
Part Six: The Warning Signs
February 2026
The first crack appeared, as they often do, in an unexpected place. Turkey's central bank, facing a currency crisis, announced it would sell its Bitcoin reserves—50,000 coins accumulated since 2024. The market absorbed the selling initially, but then Iran announced similar plans, followed by Argentina.
Marcus convened an emergency meeting with his team.
"Sovereign sellers," he said, addressing the twelve analysts and traders gathered in the conference room. "We didn't model for this."
"MicroStrategy is buying," one trader reported. "They're deploying their latest bond proceeds. Taking everything the sovereigns are selling."
"At what price?" Marcus asked.
"Bitcoin's down to $180,000. MSTR is at $1,400, off 30% from the peak."
Sarah pulled up her models. "The February 2027 convertibles are now at risk. Strike price is $1,500. If MSTR doesn't recover, those bondholders will want cash, not equity."
"How much?"
"$4 billion in principal due."
Marcus did quick math.
"MicroStrategy would need to sell 22,000 Bitcoin to raise that cash."
"Which they won't do," Sarah said. "Can't do. The moment they sell a single Bitcoin, their stock goes to zero. Every institutional holder exits. The thesis breaks."
Patricia Thornton from the board called Marcus directly. "Are we hedged?"
"We've bought put options on MSTR," Marcus confirmed. "But Patricia, if MSTR fails, those puts might not pay. The counterparties are the same institutions that own MSTR. It's all interconnected."
"Systemic risk," Patricia said quietly.
"Like 2008."
"Worse," Marcus replied. "In 2008, the bad assets were mortgages on real houses. Here, the asset is Bitcoin—purely digital, purely psychological. If confidence breaks..."
He didn't need to finish.
Part Seven: The Unraveling
May 2026
The Bloomberg headline was stark: "MicroStrategy Bonds Trading at 70 Cents on Dollar as Bitcoin Slides."
Bitcoin had fallen to $120,000, down 40% from its peak. MSTR was at $800, down 60%. The mathematics were brutal and simple—leverage that magnified gains also magnified losses.
Marcus attended an emergency meeting at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. The room was filled with the who's who of American finance—CEOs of major banks, heads of regulatory agencies, senior government officials.
Christine Walsh from the Fed led the meeting. "Total institutional exposure to MicroStrategy: $380 billion. That's direct holdings. Indirect exposure through derivatives and linked products: another $200 billion."
"They can just hold the bonds to maturity," suggested the CEO of JPMorgan. "Get paid back in cash."
"With what cash?" Christine asked. "MicroStrategy's business generates $500 million in annual revenue. They have $20 billion in convertible bonds outstanding. The only way they can pay is—"
"Selling Bitcoin," finished the Treasury Secretary. "Which they've promised never to do."
Michael Saylor appeared on the conference room screen via secure video link. Even through the pixelated connection, Marcus could see the strain on his face.
"Gentlemen, ladies," Saylor began, "MicroStrategy remains committed to our strategy. We will not sell Bitcoin. We have alternative financing options—"
"What options?" the JPMorgan CEO interrupted. "Your stock is down 60%. You can't issue equity at these levels. No one will lend to you."
"We're in discussions with sovereign wealth funds—"
"Who are selling Bitcoin themselves," the Treasury Secretary said. "Michael, the music has stopped. You need to sell Bitcoin to meet your obligations."
Saylor's jaw clenched. "The moment we sell, we destroy $380 billion in institutional value. Every fund that bought MSTR as a Bitcoin proxy loses everything. Is that what you want?"
The room fell silent. It was the ultimate prisoner's dilemma—everyone would be better off if MicroStrategy held, but MicroStrategy would be better off if it sold.
Part Eight: The Cascade
June 2026
The end came not with a bang, but with a spreadsheet.
MicroStrategy's CFO, under pressure from bondholders and facing personal liability, leaked an internal document showing the company's true financial position. Without Bitcoin sales, they could operate for three more months. The convertible bonds due in August couldn't be paid without liquidating Bitcoin.
The leak hit Reddit first, then Twitter, then the financial press. Within hours, MSTR was down 40%. Bitcoin, sensing weakness, fell 20%.
Marcus watched from his office as the cascade began. Funds that had bought MSTR on leverage faced margin calls. To meet them, they sold MSTR, pushing it down further, triggering more margin calls.
"It's 1987, 2008, and 2020 combined," Sarah said, standing beside him. "But faster. Everything's algorithmic now. The selling is automated."
By noon, MSTR was down 70% for the day. Trading was halted seventeen times. Each halt only increased the panic—buyers disappeared, knowing more selling was coming.
Then, at 2:47 PM Eastern Time, the announcement came:
"MicroStrategy Announces Strategic Bitcoin Sales to Ensure Financial Stability."
The press release was corporate speak for capitulation. They would sell 100,000 Bitcoin—roughly 20% of their holdings—to pay off near-term debt and establish a cash cushion.
The market's reaction was swift and brutal. If MicroStrategy was selling, everyone would sell. Bitcoin fell from $100,000 to $70,000 in an hour. MSTR stock, briefly halted, reopened down 85% from the morning.
Part Nine: The Reckoning
July 2026
The congressional hearing was held in the Rayburn House Office Building, the same room where they'd grilled bank CEOs after 2008. Michael Saylor sat alone at the witness table, facing forty-three members of the House Financial Services Committee.
"Mr. Saylor," the committee chair began, "your company's failure has resulted in over $400 billion in losses to institutional investors, pension funds, and retirement accounts. How do you explain this?"
Saylor leaned into the microphone. "MicroStrategy didn't fail. We adapted to market conditions. We still hold 400,000 Bitcoin—"
"Worth $30 billion at current prices," the chair interrupted. "Down from $100 billion. Your stockholders have lost everything. Your bondholders are being paid back at 30 cents on the dollar."
"The strategy was sound," Saylor insisted. "We created a mechanism for institutions to gain Bitcoin exposure—"
"You created a trap," the ranking member interjected. "A financial weapon of mass destruction, as Warren Buffett might say. Institutions couldn't buy Bitcoin directly, so they bought your promises. And when those promises broke..."
Marcus watched the hearing from his office—one of the few he still had. Sovereign Capital had survived, barely, by selling their MSTR position in January before the worst of the collapse. They'd lost $800 million but avoided the complete wipeout that befell others.
State Street: $2 billion loss.
Vanguard: $3 billion loss.
Various pension funds: $50 billion combined.
The numbers were staggering, but the second-order effects were worse. The collapse in Bitcoin and MSTR had triggered a broader market selloff.
Crypto-correlated stocks crashed.
Tech stocks, seen as speculative, fell 30%. Credit markets froze as institutions faced massive losses.
Part Ten: The Revelation
September 2026
Marcus met David Kim at a coffee shop in Greenwich Village, far from their usual Wall Street haunts. Both men had left their firms—Marcus to start a small advisory business, David to teach at Columbia.
"I've been analyzing the blockchain," David said, sliding a tablet across the table. "Look at this."
The screen showed Bitcoin wallet analytics—flows, timing, amounts.
"Remember those early wallets that woke up during the boom? They sold perfectly into MicroStrategy's buying. Almost like they knew exactly when and how much MSTR would buy."
Marcus studied the data. "You're suggesting coordination?"
"I'm suggesting something more elegant. What if Satoshi—or whoever created Bitcoin—understood that institutional adoption would require an intermediary? A bridge between the anarchist vision of cryptocurrency and the regulatory reality of institutional finance?"
"MicroStrategy," Marcus said slowly.
"Not specifically MicroStrategy, but something like it. Some entity that would promise to never sell, becoming a one-way valve for institutional capital. The early holders could sell into institutional buying, cashing out billions, while institutions got exposure to an asset they couldn't directly hold."
Marcus sat back. "But that would mean—"
"That Bitcoin was designed from the beginning as history's greatest liquidity extraction mechanism. Not a conspiracy, exactly. More like... intelligent design. Create a scarce digital asset, wait for institutional FOMO, provide a mechanism for them to buy but never sell, then cash out into their buying."
"That's insane," Marcus said.
"Is it?" David pulled up another chart. "Look at the net flows. Early Bitcoin holders—the ones from 2009 to 2013—cashed out $500 billion during the MicroStrategy boom. That money came from institutions, pension funds, retirement accounts. It was the greatest wealth transfer in history, from institutional capital to anonymous early adopters."
Marcus stared at the data. The pattern was undeniable.
Part Eleven: The New Normal
December 2026
Bitcoin stabilized around $50,000. MicroStrategy, restructured through bankruptcy, emerged as a small software company again, its Bitcoin holdings liquidated to pay creditors. Michael Saylor stepped down, his fortune evaporated, his legacy complicated.
The congressional committee issued a 400-page report recommending new regulations on corporate cryptocurrency holdings and convertible bond issuances. The SEC implemented strict rules on institutional crypto exposure. The era of financial engineering through crypto proxies was over.
Marcus stood in his new office—smaller, simpler, with a view of the East River instead of the Hudson. He was writing a book about the MicroStrategy phenomenon, trying to capture the madness and brilliance of it all.
His phone buzzed. Sarah, now running her own research firm.
"You see the news?" she asked.
"What now?"
"Some company in Singapore is issuing Bitcoin-backed bonds. They promise to hold Bitcoin forever, never sell. Institutions are interested."
Marcus laughed, dark and knowing.
"Different verse, same song."
"You think it'll happen again?"
Marcus looked out at the river, watching a container ship navigate toward the Atlantic. "The names change, the instruments evolve, but the pattern remains. Someone creates a mechanism to concentrate wealth while appearing to democratize it. Investors, driven by greed and FOMO, pile in. The machine runs until it can't. Then it collapses, and we promise never again."
"Until the next time," Sarah said.
"Until the next time."
Epilogue: The Historian
2030
Professor Marcus Chen stood before his graduate finance class at Columbia Business School. On the screen behind him: a chart of Bitcoin's price from 2009 to 2030, with the MicroStrategy era highlighted in red.
"The MicroStrategy collapse of 2026," he began, "represents a unique moment in financial history. It wasn't fraud, exactly—everything was disclosed. It wasn't illegality—regulators had approved it all. It was something more subtle: a system designed to fail profitably."
A student raised her hand. "Professor, do you think it was intentional? The whole Bitcoin-to-institutional-capital pipeline?"
Marcus considered the question he'd been pondering for four years. "Intent is hard to prove. But consider this: Bitcoin was created by someone or some group brilliant enough to solve the double-spending problem that had plagued digital currency for decades. They created a system that survived every attack, scaled beyond anyone's imagination, and eventually attracted trillions in institutional capital."
He clicked to the next slide, showing fund flows from 2024 to 2026.
"Is it so hard to believe they also anticipated how institutions would need to access Bitcoin? That they understood regulatory constraints would require intermediaries? That those intermediaries would create the perfect exit liquidity for early holders?"
The class was silent, absorbing the implications.
"The MicroStrategy story isn't just about one company or one man's obsession with Bitcoin. It's about how financial innovation can become financial extraction. How complexity can hide simple wealth transfers. How the promise of democratization can enable unprecedented concentration."
He clicked to his final slide: a quote from Satoshi Nakamoto's original Bitcoin whitepaper: "The traditional banking model achieves a level of privacy by limiting access to information to the parties involved and the trusted third party. The necessity to announce all transactions publicly precludes this method, but privacy can still be maintained by breaking the flow of information in another place: by keeping public keys anonymous."
"Perhaps," Marcus said, "the real innovation wasn't the anonymity of transactions, but the anonymity of the architects. They built a machine that would inevitably create its own exit liquidity, then disappeared before anyone understood what they'd built."
A student in the back called out, "So it was all a scam?"
Marcus smiled, the same ambiguous smile he'd worn since 2026. "No, not a scam. Something more elegant and more troubling. A system working exactly as designed, just not as advertised. The greatest magic trick in financial history—making institutional wealth disappear into anonymous wallets, and making everyone applaud the innovation while it happened."
The bell rang. Students filed out, discussing the lecture in hushed tones. Marcus remained, staring at the Bitcoin price chart, still wondering if he was seeing patterns that weren't there or missing patterns that were.
His phone buzzed. A news alert: "New DeFi Protocol Promises Institutional Gateway to Cryptocurrency 2.0."
Marcus shook his head and smiled. The machine was starting up again, with new gears, new levers, but the same essential mechanism—a one-way valve for institutional capital, a promise of revolution that delivered extraction.
He gathered his papers and left the classroom. Outside, New York hummed with its eternal energy, fortunes being made and lost, the next financial innovation always just around the corner.
In his pocket, his phone buzzed again. He didn't check it. He knew what it would say—someone, somewhere, was building the next MicroStrategy, the next bridge between institutional capital and digital assets. The next trap.
The cycle continued.
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But their dominance was short-lived. As their influence grew, regulators took notice and introduced new rules and higher margin requirements. The Hunts, now heavily leveraged and unable to meet these new demands, faced a critical situation. On March 27, 1980—Silver Thursday—the market crashed, with silver prices plummeting by over 50% in a single day.
The aftermath was catastrophic. The Hunts were forced to liquidate their massive silver holdings, triggering a market panic that led to billions in losses. Once the kings of silver, the brothers found themselves bankrupt and disgraced, their audacious attempt to control the market ending in dramatic failure.
The Story of a Failed Trader | OKXIDEASOnce upon a time there was a man who was a very poor and he belong to a middle class family but he had the ability to dream it. He was 20 years old and he also think that he spend all of had 20 years doing nothing, he was a dreamer. He wanted to become a rich man, he finding ways to become a rich man, he tried almost every thing but failed. One day he watched a video about trading on YouTube and he decided to become a trader, become a rich with trading and fulfill all of had dreams. He started to learn trading, he watched all of educational videos about trading on YouTube and spend had 15 hours every day just watching videos, now he knows about the basic trading he shifted to the analysis part of trading, he started to practice and learn the technical analysis. He find the method that he can trade with, he combined some technical indicator signals and created strategy for himself. Now he had very passionate about trading, wanted to open a real account and start trading with real account. He had some saving money around 500 dollar he deposited that money in the real account and start trading with that money. He started dreaming from the first day of trading and created some trading rules for himself like he had to take 10% risk per trade and don't take that trade which is below 1/1 risk to reward ratio. On the first day he had taken almost 3 trades and win all of them, now he was more excited for trading he had made $192 profit means something around 38% profit on 500 dollar account. He wanted to trade more but he was a little bit smarter one, he think that i am in profit and my wining ratio is 100% so why i just damage my wining ratio and why i just risk my today profit so he had decided to come back tomorrow. On the second day he had $692 total balance in the account, he had to play a little bit more smarter than a previous day and he decided to take 10% risk per trade of the current total balance $692 in the account rather than the starting balance which is $500. On the second day he take almost 4 trades and he won 2 trades out of 4 trades, now the account condition had almost break-even no loss & no profit, he decided to try again and trade more, he finding the reason to trade more and then he calculate today and yesterday total taken trades which is 7 trades, he think that i won 5 trades out of 7 trades so my wining ratio is almost around 70% which is good and i can trade more because my wining ratio is still above 50% so i am still in positive side. He trade almost 3 trades again and he lose all of them, now he had very sad and almost broken, he decided to step back and come back later. He sturdy himself and come back on the third day, now he had facing a little bit draw-down on the third day the total account balance is around 484 dollar, he started looking for the trades opportunity and at the end of the day he took almost 5 trades with the 10% risk per trade but the third day results had also again bad and he lose 4 trades out of 5 and just win 1 trade, he had very shameful from himself, he closed the laptop goes to outdoor and talk to himself. He analysis the current situation of the account, it that point the total account balance is around 276 dollar he almost around 45% in draw-down and the wining ratio had below 50% so now he entered to the negative side. On the fourth day morning he traded 2 trades and he lose both of them now he almost lose the hope and the account condition had around 72% in draw-down and he left only 138 dollar in the account. At the time he give up and he just decided to depend on just one trade, he just waiting for the best opportunity of the day and finally he got the trade but at the end he lose that trade again and he almost blow out had account.
After that all he had stressful and sad from almost one week, he decided to leave the trading and move on to the next thing and he looking to find other things that suitable for him because he think that trading is not suitable for him. One month later he just scrolling on the internet and he see the FAQ that 90% of traders lose and only 10% had succeed, now he had a little bit shock and he think that its pretty normal every trader in the 90% had facing that stage which stage that i faced.
He decided to come back to trading and start from the zero, he started to modify had strategy and created new rules for had strategy like he set this time risk to reward ratio for had trades is minimum 1/2 and he decided to risk only 2% of the total account also he decided to take only 2 trades per day, this time he opened the demo account rather than the real account and start trading with demo account, he decided to journal had journey and after one month of consistency he hadn't break any rules and when he see the results after month he had profitable, now he feel like stronger and he continue the journey with that same demo account after three months he had similar results and still profitable. In that time he think that i don't have much money and in trading it's required a lot of money to earn a lot of profits, he started to search for that how he had to prove himself to big investors and raise money for himself to trade. One day he searching and he knows about prop firms trading now he had interested in that and wanted to know more about prop firms, he think that this is the big opportunity for himself to become succeed quickly, now he decided to trade with prop firms and buy the challenge from the prop firms, he adjusted had strategy rules and trading plan according to the prop firms requirement, now but the only problem is that he don't have money to actually buy the prop firms challenge. By the way he was dropout from the school after completing had secondary education and so he just setting at the home, he don't have much money to buy the challenge, the pocket money of him had just depend on him father and he hadn't want to say to father to give me extra money because of him father was very poor and he work as a taxi driver, so then he had decided to get the any kind of job for himself and try to earn some money in the form of salary and buy the challenge with that money, he worked hard and after one month he got the salary and then he just swift to the prop firm website and buy the $50000 account challenge for himself, now he started trading with challenge account phase one, on the phase one he decided to risk only 1% per trade, take only 2 trades a day and the every trade risk to reward ratio had to minimum 1/2 after one month of consistency he gained +8% profit, he was in profit but he hadn't achieved the prop firm required profit target which is +10% in that case prop firm gives traders free retake so then he take the challenge again with the new account and new month from zero and he think that my wining ratio for the previous month is almost around 40% with minimum 1/2 risk to reward ratio and my daily limit is 2 trades so i need to increase my daily limit from 2 to 3 because if i traded with the same rule 2 trades a day then i hadn't pass with 40% wining ratio. He calculate some numbers like he think, if i take 3 trades per day so then at the end of the month my all trades had to be 60 trades per month and if i maintain my 40% wining ratio then i can easily pass the challenge with that mindset he started the challenge and strictly follow the rules after month he hadn't maintain the 40% wining ratio and he end up with some loss and failed the challenge, this time he almost faced big depression after some days left he realized had mistake and he think i made mistake that i increase my daily trades limit because of this my wining accuracy goes down, i just forced myself to take 3 trades per day and get trapped into the normal trades.
At that time he hadn't left any pathway he almost try everything but at the end he faced failure, him father had now getting older and he decided to step back again he start going to the normal job and start saving 30% of had salary, he do that job for almost one year and after one year later he had some saved money in the bank account to buy multiple 10x challenges, he come back to the trading but this time he hadn't leave the job and he do trading like part time thing. He started had journey again he decided to hadn't give up and repeat the process so then he started buying challenges after one by one in some challenges he failed in phase one in some he failed in phase two in some he almost pass the challenge and got the live funded account but hadn't get payout and lose the account in the first month.
The journey had started goes on and he just repeating the process and doing try again and again.
Will be continued.....
Some lessons from the story
> Never open real account in the start, try to learn first on demo account.
> Don't try to be smart in the front of the market.
> Don't lose hope in draw-downs just repeat the process of your trading plan.
> Take every trade with the hope of wining.
> Never depend on a single trade.
> Don't leave too fast stay in the market.
> Give yourself enough time to create the solid proven strategy that works at least for you.
> Respect your trading limits.
> Don't depend on just trading and never leave your job, consider trading like part-time thing in the starting.
> Learn from your mistakes and improve your performance.
> Make mistakes but don't repeat that mistakes again.
> Never depend on small capital always look for an opportunity.
> Journal your journey, record your trading performance and improve next time.
> Don't fear from failure.
> Be patient, market is here not going anywhere.
> Don't force yourself to take normal trades wait for good opportunity always.
> Don't count the numbers, you need to count the percentage.
> Don't try to be rich quickly.
> Step back, if you damaged from market then simply step back and come back stronger don't try to fight.
If you learned any other lessons from the story, let me know in the comments.
What you feel about one day he will be succeed or just the failure always, also let me know in the comments.
I hope you enjoyed the story, appreciate my work with like comments and share.
I wish you good luck in trading.
Want Be Loser Or Winner In Market ?! Hi My Friends 👋👋
💠 Today We Have Great Story For ( Khaled VS Mohamed ) 💠
1 - Khaled : Start Day » Deposit And Lose All His Money At The End Of The Day !!
👇 Because 👇
❌ — He has no trading plan — ❌
1- He Spend More Than 12 Hour's On Chart without advantage
2- He Not Use Stop Lose
3- He Don't Have Money Management
4- He Don't Learn How To Trade
5- Follow Any Signal Without Analysis
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2 - Mohamed : Start Day » Deposit And Win At The End Of The Day !!
👇 Because 👇
✔️ — He has trading plan — ✔️
1- He Spend 3 - 6 Hour's Only On Chart
2- He Use Stop Lose
3- He Have Money Management
4- He Learn How To Trade
5- He Don't Follow Any Signal Without Analysis
So Now You Can Choose Your Side .. Khaled Or Mohamed ?!! Text In Comment
Psychology For AllLet's face it COVID has been challenging for many people and someone reading this might need a pick me up!
This is a different post related to the noise coming from the media. I am here to share three stories related to trading and investing... stories of success trusting your gut not the noise.
My Bitcoin Story... In 2017 I tried the online game second life, not by choice but was doing research regarding the construction of these virtual communities. A player showed me how she was building homes for people and being paid in Bitcoin. I was blown away and was always searching for a side hustle. I began to build and collect BTC as a hobby and something I began to enjoy (always was a gamer..still am lol). I was fascinated by the DW at this same time. I did not invest in stocks and did not even have a trading account at this time... only GIC... I only bought and received bitcoin. I never ever thought Bitcoin would appreciate the way it did. Since then I sold my BTC at 18,000. I have bought back twice since then once in 2019 when it went oversold, and again during the COVID sell-off. FYI I am out for now but still own my second life coins I cherish as a memory now.
A year or so ago, the motley fool paid service issued a "sell" alert on TSLA when the share price was around $175. Anyone familiar with the Motley SA services knows it is pretty rare they issue a sell alert in the paid services. I sold my shares a year and a half later for over $1,000 before the split.
Citron, here is a story. I have owned many shares of Shopify since the beginning as I felt I knew this area well. At around $190 Andrew Left short Shopify “Left is so convinced that he is right about Shopify that Citron has pledged to donate $200,000 to the Robin Hood Foundation, a charitable organization if Shopify is trading over $200 in 12 months.”.... lol my shares are in a better place now well over $1,100. These guys play dirty do not listen to any free information. Still have yet to see the donation...
My biggest gains have always involved some Pepto and lost sleep. It is always easy to look back and pump your ego but I look at my journals and this was far from the case at those exact times.
Think outside the box, trust the process, and most importantly trust yourself over everything and everyone!
People will always hate on you if you win or lose. Sadly jealousy is the most overused emotion.
“Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.”
Story of BTC Whale - 1 YEAR AHEAD ANALYSIS - THE WORST SCENARIOTake a cup of coffee, tea, beer or whatever which makes you chill.
Let's create a story of Rich Richard.
What if 6500 was "the bottom"? But what if someone does not want it to be anymore?
Can you BUY all of BTC when big dump happen?
Let's assume Critical for BTC scenario..
Let's take scenario where there is someone we can call "MR. WHALE" and his DAD.
Mr. Whale does not like to lose money, instead he makes it a lot.
What if he could help previous bull run to happen? Why HE would like it to happen and crash around 20k level?
Remember mysterious player on Bitmex with over 1bln short position and made 600mln profit?
Last time I showed that gold creates dangerous bearish divergence. If Crypto assets are correlated, similar drops can happen also here.
Accumulation/Distribution is long term indicator which divergence can show very strong buy/sell signals when using with other indicators.
Even we drooped from 13k level to 8,8k for today, A/D is growing - bullish divergence - someone is pumping his bags heavy with BTC huh?
In last analysis I showed how BTC can form bullish divergence on RSI and MACD and when it will happen - we need significant price moves.
Strong MR WHALE line indicates that game is not over yet. But if HE loses, his DAD takes place and carry their bags to financial freedom.
Let's assume that he takes position every time price drops to "DAD" line. His R-R is 100 to 1, 50 to 1 !!!!!
Let's set that he will take trade (or not) one day, when price reaches his lovely buying opportunity level. Let's give this trade R-R 25, and SL for 10% price move.
It will take us to last top - 20k
If you like stories like this, give it a like!
P.S.
in movies are hidden truths.
ETH storyline analysis and character introducingI am a noob so i wrote everything in the chart.
But now for real, most important will be the BTC movement, It seems like we are in that phase again when alts are waiting for BTC to action (fall, mainly).
On the other side, XRP pretty nicely, and I believe that fundamentaly ETH have a space to grow. Also talking about Binance analysis, when the predicted BTC dominance under 60%, now It´s 65%. Nothing you can rely on but as a hint good.
BTW. I am long because I am gambler.
Straight From The Horse's Mouth... BTC Is Off To The Races!Here I am, sitting back with a cool bubbly, not a worry in the world.
My BTC trade is 3.2% in profit already, yet the current price is near where I started... How could that be? Maybe BTC will go up, maybe it won't, it's not me worry. I'm likely to make 6%, 7%, 8% or more on this trade regardless, but even if I'm off a bit... I'm 98% sure I'll walk away with a profit.
WHAT'S MY SECRET? I have a horse story you're going to love (read on)...
How do I do this? Meet Ol' Mr. Gridley...
Actually what I'm doing is pretty easy. But I get a little help... I just jump on Ol' Mr. Gridley here and I'm off to the races.
Mr. Gridley is likely NOT the type horse you're familiar with, he ZIGS he ZAGS... he never goes in a straight line. Sure, I pick the race track he runs on (and I have some handy indicators that help me do this) and I point him in the general direction, but once Mr. Gridley heads out of the gate, I just let him do his thing.
Now here's where this horse story gets interesting. BTC , ETH, LTC and quite frankly all the crypto coins out there... well guess what? They pay Mr. Gridley all along the way. He zigs down and buys a little, he zigs up and sells it right back. You know... BUY LOW, SELL HIGH . He's a pretty clever horse! It really adds up... in fact me, my friends and my followers usually make more money riding Ol' Mr. Gridley than betting the bank on a moon shot and sweating out the charts.
In fact, Ol' Mr. Gridley has been doing this so long, most the time I don't even ride him. That's right! I give him his favorite oats, maybe an apple , I point him in the general direction and he goes it alone. Mr. Gridley loves this... I mean, totin' me around all day and night ain't no joy ride! So I let Mr. Gridley run solo and he brings back the money - 100% automated - simple as that.
How long, how much?
Sometimes in a few hours, sometimes in a few days. Just last week he came back after 3 weeks with a 29.44% return! On another occasion, he brought back 9.66% in 14 days -AND- 9.66% in 14 days -AND- 26.98% in 7 days 14 hours -AND- 11.08% in 13 days 8 hours -AND- 18.3% in 3 days. Yada, yada... I'm happy to show you all my screenshots and proof. Just ask!
Now you're thinking...
How many people can ride Ol' Mr. Gridley? What if I want to race him on multiple crypto tracks at the same time. How might we do that?
Here's the good news, there's a whole herd of Gridley's out there: Pappa Gridley's, Momma Gridley's, Baby Gridley's, they're everywhere (if you know what you're looking for) . Yes some are better than others, they don't all make money. Bummer huh? But you can learn how to pick a winner, it's easy... it all comes with a little training and the right tools. It's about knowing WHAT to look for, what to feed them, and how YOU can get "GRID SMART" yourself.
I'm here to teach you the ropes.
YES, you can do this! It's easy, safe, and fun. Plus you can HAVE A LIFE beyond watching charts.
My name is Dan Hollings, I'm a Master Grid Trader. I can teach you what I do and before long (maybe even tomorrow), you could have Ol' Mister Gridley working for you. Follow me, like this and share with others. Mr. Gridley will be very very happy!
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Bearnie & Billie discuss BTC- Knock-knock-knockin' on your support! - announced Bearnie with a triumphant look. His short position from 10560 was showing profit already, and he was looking forward to increasing it.
- Looks pretty heavy indeed, - agreed Billie, biting his lip. He was out of his long, decided not to wait until the price hits his stop.
- Why don't you short the hell out of BTC? - asked Bearnie, smiling.
- Risk-reward. - said Billie, and pointed to the chart. - In my opinion, the large-scale buyers have placed their bids in 10083-10250 range. That means we're just bouncing on the upper band of support, and we'll bounce harder when we enter it. That leaves no room for shorts.
- What if we bounce and get back down?
Billie didn't answer: that was his deepest concern.
Straight From The Horse's Mouth... BTC Is Off To The Races!Here I am, sitting back with a cool bubbly, not a worry in the world.
My BTC trade is 1.2% in profit already, yet the current price is near where I started... How could that be? Maybe BTC will go up, maybe it won't, it's not me worry. I'm likely to make 6%+ on this trade regardless, but even if I'm off a bit... I'm 99% sure I'll walk away with a profit.
WHAT'S MY SECRET? I have a horse story you're going to love (read on)...
How do I do this? Meet Ol' Mr. Gridley...
Actually what I'm doing is pretty easy. But I get a little help... I just jump on Ol' Mr. Gridley here and I'm off to the races. Mr. Gridley is not the horse he used to be, he ZIGS he ZAGS... he never goes in a straight line. Sure, I pick the race track he runs on (and I have some handy indicators that help me do this) and I point him in the general direction, but once Mr. Gridley heads out of the gate, I just let him do his thing.
Now here's where this horse story gets interesting. BTC, ETH, LTC and quite frankly all the crypto coins out there, well guess what? They pay Mr. Gridley all along the way. He zigs down and buys a little, he zigs up and sells it right back. You know... BUY LOW, SELL HIGH. He's a pretty clever horse! It really adds up... in fact me, my friends and my followers mostly make more money riding Ol' Mr. Gridley than betting the bank on a moon shot and sweating out the charts.
In fact, Ol' Mr. Gridley has been doing this so long, most the time I don't even ride him. That's right! I give him his favorite oats, maybe an apple, I point him in the general direction and he goes it alone. Mr. Gridley loves this... I mean, totin' me around all day and night ain't no joy ride! So I let Mr. Gridley run solo and he brings back the money - 100% automated - simple as that.
How long, how much?
Sometimes in a few hours, sometimes in a few days. Just last week he came back after 3 weeks with a 29.44% return! On another occasion, he brought back 9.66% in 14 days -AND- 9.66% in 14 days -AND- 26.98% in 7 days 14 hours -AND- 11.08% in 13 days 8 hours -AND- 18.3% in 3 days. Yada, yada... stop by my discord sometime and I'll show you all my screenshots and proof.
Now you're thinking...
How many people can ride Ol' Mr. Gridley? What if I want to race him on multiple crypto tracks at the same time. How might we do that?
Here's the good news, there's a whole herd of Gridleys out there. Pappa Gridley's, Momma Gridley's, Baby Gridley's, they're everywhere (if you know what you're looking for). Yes some are better than others, they don't all make money. Bummer huh? But you can learn how to pick a winner, it's easy... it's all comes with a little training and the right tools. It's about knowing WHAT to look for, what to feed them, and how YOU can get "GRID SMART" yourself.
I'm here to teach you the ropes.
YES, you can do this! It's easy, safe, and fun. Plus you can HAVE A LIFE beyond watching charts.
My name is Dan Hollings, I'm a Master Grid Trader. I can teach you what I do and before long (maybe even tomorrow) , you could have Ol' Mister Gridley working for you.
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Bitcoin. From Dive Bar to Moon. Hopium
Guy at bar singing along to Tom Waits Howling Wolf Louis Armstrong. Lil flinchy but bought everyone drinks and asked if Johny still comes around. I dunno, my first time here. Cash bar. Laundry mat next door. Italian job next to that. Los Feliz. Nobody has mentioned Bitcoin today...
Until I showed up! We talked it out. The singing guy kept singing and that's cool. . But now everyone knows and everythings fine.
Shoot the messenger?
Robot Bull Trend or Ruin Christmas?Beep Boop Bop, it is disrespectful to the robot to call it a zombie. Robots however are told what to do and they do it, AI label or not. And if you look across the horizon on a North American Afternoon, and even though there is the smell of blood in the streets, the Robot Bulls chug on.
What drives Robot Bulls? Fear of ruining Christmas. The mountain is only so nice before the valley looks nicer. That's when the robots will die because up in the mountain are real life hungry MacD bears and they'll eat anything.
TP target retest of 2584
Back into Bull Bot Trend
Look at me, I'm a robot Bull chugging up the mountain. Nothing to see here, go back selling buying this trend for now. Never mind the MacD is getting wanna be REKT. Me just moo cow chugging along at lunch after morning birds hit the yard. Go back to shopping for Christmas and just ignore the sound of the bell round my neck banging down the side of Mt MacD.
TP retest of 23903