🎙 TRAILER PARK TRADERS PSA 🚨
"Y’all better listen this time ‘cause I ain’t repeatin’ myself again—unless I do, which I just did…
Over HALF the top 200 cryptos are sittin’ in the danger zone, hotter than a possum in a microwave, on the 1-week Stochastic RSI. That means they’re overbought, sittin’ at the top like they’re king of the double-wide.
Now here’s the kicker—if Jerome “Interest Rate” Powell don’t slice them rates by .25 basis points on July 30th, we ain’t talkin’ no little dip. We’re talkin’ a full-blown yard sale correction—35 to 100 days of crypto lookin’ like Ricky’s tooth count after a bar fight.
In TPT math:
1-week sell signal = at least a month and a half of sadness.
Could stretch out to over 3 months if Powell acts like a stubborn landlord.
So, buckle up, boys… this next move could turn your moon bags into trash bags real quick." 🛠💰